Realization

Oh fuck, I'm first on the menu aren't I

As I understand this...

The playground allows starjumping AND humping near the swings...
Sweet!

Finish him!

Finish him: See if you can pull an awesome fatality for epic win

Smokey the Russian Bear

Important Notice: Any rabbits caught smoking will be sodomized by an S&M loving bear

Outmatched

Also from Shelley. This one just speaks vollumes doesn't it?

Kids say the darndest things

Another epic demoticational from Shelly down under.

Munchhausen by proxy

Internet marriage advice: You get what you pay for

Awesomeness: People should be making moneuments in your glory

Cosplay: Some people have no shame

Deadly comb: REI + Maid Outfit + MP5

Hope: Because she just might want to hear about your 12th level Paladin

Web standards: While you're trying to comply, we're already changing them

Gravity: Just a theory

Fastcat: V-tec just kicked in

Fat people: Go be fat somewhere else

Easter: Don't bother looking for eggs

Silence: Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

Drive me closer: I want to hit them with my sword!

A cup of cat: Every recipie calls for it

Caps lock: Not necessary all the time

Poor design template: This is an example

Mac users: 10% of the market share, 90% of the crazy

Commitment: When you’re beyond screwed, but way too stubborn to care

Bridges: Without them you are SOL

Japan: Seriously, where else could this possibly happen?

Natural Selection: Yes, it does work

Technology: You're doing it wrong

Step sisters: No risk of generic mutation in the offspring

Rock bottom: You'll know it when you get there

Whoop-ass: Once a can gets open, it's tought to close

Radiation: Making nature enormous and pissed off since 1953

You're fat: Don't try and suger coat it because you'll eat that too.

Bunnies: Sure, they look cute now

Bunnies: Just as deliciose as cats

Ducati: Making mechanics out of riders since 1946

High scores

They're realy important to some people.

Budgets

Sometimes its worth paying a little extra

Wait

What?

Suitability

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Futility

It is entirely possible the sole purpose of your life is to provide nourishment for others.

Self-worth

The minerals in a 150 pound human are worth about $4.38. 150 pounds of cow manure is worth about $30.

You do the math.

Global warming

Don't get your hopes up.

Success

Some people dream of success,while other people live to crush their dreams.

Power

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, but it rocks absolutely, too.

Poo

Because you can't spell shampoo without poo.

Planning

Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

Persistance

It's over, man. Let her go.

Motivation

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

Limitations

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.