Dear Santa

Dear Santy Klaus,
I have been a most excellent purveyor of goodness and wonderfull-ness and thought you might find any of the following item to make fine substitutes for the painfully traditional lump of festivus coal

1. Musik
a. Panzer AG
Your world is burning
b. Blut Engel
Labyrinth
Angel Dust
Demon Kiss
c. The Cramps
Stay sick
2. Electronica
a. Suunto X6-HR replacement watch strap
b. iPhone Cozy by Grizzie
c. iMac ;-)
3. Outerware
a. Any formal wear
b. Formal jolly boots of doom

Die schöne Hunde AKA nerf and derf would be quite overjoyed with:
1. Toys
a. Cuz toys
b. Doggy Tennis Balls
c. Rope pull toys
2. Apparel
a. Reflective collar
b. LED blinkers
c. Dog raincoat for Miss Whiner.